Moderation or Death

rhymewithrachel:

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fire-is-better-than-water:

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mega—horn:

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butterbeer-forthesoul:

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are you greg

yes

hello greg

can we add another greg to the party

hello gregs

i am also greg

too many gregs

You could say it’s a…. congregation

and what a gregarious congregation it is

must… NOT… press enter…

must… NOT… press enter…

“I thought he was white. Like a regular American.”

youngbadmanbrown:

CNN is really revealing a lot about this country this week

synecdoche:

“How are you?”
“I’ve been crying a lot about Onion articles.”
“Me too.”

carinacakes:

it’s been 10 years since he died today.

never thought a decade would pass so quickly.

I never thought I could miss someone I never met, but here we are. I think the ultimate sign of a total badass is what he or she leaves behind. How about refugees who got help, and kids who learned how to read; kids who still go to the Mark E. Ice library to learn and imagine in a place where those opportunities weren’t so common before.

If nothing else, what could be said better of any man than the caliber of people in the family he made: a wife and two children who are a veritable hurricane of respectability, kindness, capable intelligence, and familial love. Ask anyone who has met Mrs. Ice or Carina or Chris, and you’re talking to someone who is glad to know them. I will call myself a success indeed if I can accomplish so much.

carinacakes:

something-like-elation:

Birthday’s goin’ great so far!
Went to Chicago for the weekend, saw my grandma (we share a birthday) and now i’m makin’ dinner with my mom. :)

dis my best fran and it’s his birthday today!!!! 
go wish him happy birthday!!! HE’S THE BESTEST. also the sexiest. look at him sexy (v.)

taste it.

carinacakes:

something-like-elation:

Birthday’s goin’ great so far!

Went to Chicago for the weekend, saw my grandma (we share a birthday) and now i’m makin’ dinner with my mom. :)

dis my best fran and it’s his birthday today!!!! 

go wish him happy birthday!!! HE’S THE BESTEST. also the sexiest. look at him sexy (v.)

taste it.

gastrogirl:

fudgy guinness brownies with whiskey caramel glaze.

what is my life

erindizmo:

Mr. Franco, that was ill-advised.

OH NO YOU DIDN’T